Pendejos

Imaginile ce urmeaza sunt desprinse dintr-un documentar filmat in 1970 si lansat aproape 30 de ani mai tarziu. Un film care inca incerc sa-l obtin, pe cai ilegale bineinteles – Message to Love.

Documentarul prezinta imagini inedite de la Wight Festival din 1970 avand ca protagonisti multi artisti de seama ai vremii, main act-ul festivalului fiind Jimi Hendrix care urma sa apara pentru ultima oara live in Anglia. Pentru alte aspecte inedite in ceea ce priveste decursul acestui festival in 1970, voi face trmitere la link-urile de mai sus – vin dupa o pauza prea lunga pentru a ma avanta ca-n vremurile bune cu tolba de cuvinte asupra voastra

DAR, revenind la imaginile despre care anuntasem in primul paragraf – acestea il infatiseaza pe Miles Davis care impreuna cu ceilalti flacai de pe scena au interpretat un set de 38 de minute, sub denumirea scurta si la obiect: Call it anything. ingioi.

Via Ada.

Sera: coaie, uite asta…
ste faaan spart: DA-TE-N PULA MEAAAA !!! DA-TE-N PULA MEAAAA !!!

TURBO BONG!
Si da, consider ca merita un post intreg linku’ asta.

A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman’s hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.
The fireman says “Hey little boy. What are you doing?”
The little boy says “I’m pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!”
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. “Little boy that sure is a nice fire truck!” the fireman says.
“Thanks mister”, says the little boy.
The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little boy has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles. “Little boy”, says the fireman, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog’s neck I think you could go faster.”

The little boy says, “You’re probably right mister, but then I wouldn’t have a siren!”

But still…there are days when firefighters risk everything and face the peril…

Ce usor ti se poate fute ziua:

You know I take the pussy seriously. Let me tell you. You gotta take the pussy seriously. I mean, there’s a priority for a tight ass. But if it’s hairy, I go for the tits. But if the tits are hairy, hey, it’s right back to the pussy. But you’ve gotta speak to that pussy, son. You know, really talk to it. You make a vow to it. Now, no nation has ever been so ready… to seize the power and the freedom of the pussy as our own… and we must all care for that pussy. Today, we do more than just celebrate the pussy. We re-dedicate ourselves to the very idea of pussy. I mean, friends, ask not what the pussy can do for you… but what can you do for the pussy.

She could go on and on about his cock…

…bone, nob, bishop, wang, thang, hotrod. Hump mobile, Oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami. Sausage, kielbasa, schlong, dink, tool, Big Ben, Mister Happy, prick, disk, pecker, peter, pee-pee, wee-wee, weiner, pisser, pistol, joint, hose, horn, middle-leg, third-leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, Junior, the little head, little guy, Rumple Foreskin, Tootsie Roll. Snake, one-eyed monster, one-eyed wonder, shaft, sword, meat whistle, skin flute, love muscle, Roto-Rooter, instrument, banger, rammer, ramrod, cherrypicker, log, pole.

Singuru’ gay care ma face sa rad. Restu’ ma fac sa-i bat. Click pentru distrusa de Miss Teen South Carolina despre care vorbeste la un moment dat…

P.s. Botezatu o ia in cur. Sau o da. Eu cred ca o ia. El nu ma face sa rad.